{CHURCH BELL TOLLS)
{CHOIR SINGING)
{CREAKS)
{GRUNTING)
{COUGHS)
{GASPS)
Now, then.
Look, Teddy.
{THUNDER RUMBLING)
I'm sure we'll find one up here.
Right, now, you just sit there. Good little Teddy.
Ah!
Ta-da!
There's yours.
Ah!
And here's mine.
Ah!
{BELL TOLLS)
{ALARM BEEPING)
{BEEPING STOPS)
(HISSING)
{(WATER BOILING)
{HONKS HORN)
Bean.
If you'd like to take a seat.
All right. Get in the car.
Mr Peggit's ready for you now.
{CLICKING TONGUE)
Morning. Do sit down. Thank you.
And how are we today?
(TALES FROM THE VIENNA WOODS PLAYING)
{CHAIR MOTOR WHIRRS)
{CONTINUES WHIRRING)
Open.
Good.
Another one please.
Open.
{GRUNTS IN PAIN)
{MUSIC CONTINUES)
{GRUNTS)
{GASPS)
{SIGHS)
What's in there?
Stupid.
Hello.
{(SINGING IN A DEEP VOICE) Alleluia, alleluia
{IN A HIGH VOICE) Alleluia, alleluia
{SIGHS)
Ah!
Oh!
{BELLS PEALING)
Look, Teddy.
What's Santa Claus brought you?
There you go.
Yes! Three.
Christmas socks!
Now, then.
Merry Christmas!
Oh!
Look!
{CAROLS PLAYING)
{SINGING ALONG)
Boom!
{DOORBELL RINGING)
{CRASHING)
Are you all right in there?
{MUFFLED) Yes. Fine, thank you.
-Sorry. Just drying my hair. -Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you.
BEAN: Ho! Ho! Ho!
-Cup of tea? -Oh, yes, if you're having one.
Well, | might.
Have you got the turkey on?
Mr Spider.
Look.
{(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Can you get out of there, please?
{GASPS)
{INAUDIBLE)
{(SCREAMS)
{BELL TOLLS)
{REVS ENGINE)
{(VACUUM WHIRRING)
{MUFFLED WHIRRING)
{IMITATES SNEEZING)
{MUMBLING)
Ah!
Oh! Right there.
{GASPS)
ANNOUNCER: And you join us as the royal car winds its way slowly
to the front entrance of the Odeon cinema for tonight's gala performance.
The crowd cheers,
their spirits undampened by the light November drizzle.
And inside, waiting to greet the Royal party,
are the stars of the film, as well as those tireless backroom boys
who really make it all happen behind the scenes.
{CLEARS THROAT)
{SPITS)
{CLEARS THROAT)
{SPITS)
{EXHALES)
{INHALES DEEPLY)
{COUGHS)
{(YELLS)
{FANFARE PLAYING)
{SIGHING)
ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to the demonstration by the Royal Green Jackets
of some magnificent machinery...
{BAND PLAYING)
Ah!
Look! At last. Look, Teddy.
Now we can go and feed the ducks.
Let's get you ready.
{BIRDS TWITTERING)
{GROANS)
It's stopped!